it's all quiet in the house of the pant.
so quiet in fact that no one would guess there was six cats and two male types living here with me. I rather like it. Everyone has buggered off an left me to it. This is what normal folks call me time. I guess it means that there is no urgent household chore to be done, the smell of cat butt isn't invading the atmosphere the telly isn't on and blasting out enough noise to melt the last of the neighbourhood brain waves.
oooo what to do then.
i have tea sitting in a mug on top of a glass coaster. i have managed to get my little lappy toppy thingy actually working. i have music blasting into my ears. the world could implode and im not sure i would actually notice right now. My bum is nestled into a rather furry office chair. i am poised like an over weight leppard about to strike its first meal, lethal , hungry , motivated. The possibilities are endless, the world is my oyster.
I have fucking writers block.
shit shit and double amounts of excrement. i have no idea what to do now im here. My tea is luke warm and milky and well not the best cup ever created. None of the music in my phone is inspiring me to do anything but headbutt my desk in frustration. The fleeting images that tickled my imagination have vanished.And i really really want a cigarette.
Bollocks double bollocks and arse. Fucking me time is making a mockery of me. maybe i should just stick to what normal people do and submerge myself in a bath for a hour, or read a book someone else wrote. i could watch a film, go for a walk. Ha who am i kidding this is me we are talking about. I cant concentrate enough to read a book and i would probably be asleep by the first chapter. i already had a bath, if i have any more i will turn into the size of a prune or a grape or tomato, well some kind of red faced burnt arsed vegetable anyway. As for going out not a chance. i dont go out unless there is a gun to my head or cake is involved. going out means people ( yuck humans ) guess i will just wander round the house wishing for inspiration and enjoy the silence while it lasts.
it never lasts for very long anyway.
