Wednesday 10 July 2013

fluffisms

what is a fluffism ?
the answer to that is anything that come are out of the fluffy ones mouth.
here are some of my favorite ones.

Have you ever been to the awful tower ?

In my class some of my friends were doing the fandango. That's the forbidden dance isn't it.

In R.E we have been learning about the prophet Mo ham head and his five pillows of islam.

I don't understand this algebra why have letters in maths ? maths is about numbers not letters.

The who were really good but they are really old and wrinkley like raisins.

Mum mum quick come and look i have a pubic hair I'm going to call him Gerald.

My friend is called jazmeet he's a vegetarian so i call him jaz veggy.

it's very difficult not to laugh when he is so politically incorrect sometimes because he is also daft as a brush.
and as he says
"It's all part of my fluffyness."