so here we are again me myself my computer the one thing i have a love hate relationship with that actually doesnt argue back . fluffy has left with adulf and will be back later strangely enough adulf was late to get him actually not strange at all seeing as adulf is an illiterate tossbag with no sense of time . he is supposed to be helping fluffy with his school project on penguins today . all he has to do is turn on a computer type in the word penguins and print out a load of different pictures. now for any normal person that would be simple but we are talking about adulf the man who can turn the simplest task into a rock opera of disaster and who tells me that he has taped programes on penguins for the fluffy one to watch . hello how the merry hell is that going to help him ? we need evidence that he has done a project and as we all know a project is a file full of information a contents page pictures and the written word its not sitting on your arse stuffing sweets and watching the telly. its going to be a long day i can feel it .
so i have a few hours to myself. now what to do .
i could write a few sonnets split an atom or two cure a few ills. i could but i wont.
instead i am taking part in a social experiment to see how much napalm it takes to clean three days old bean juice out of a saucepan. so far an hour of soaking in boiling water has produced nothing. i have to at some point unpack the fluffy ones suitcase. i also need to wash some clothes mainly because my wardrobe has more empty hangers in it than full ones . so i will be spending two hours with the windows open and a gas mask on while the air that i breath turns brown.
today i fear will not be a good day at pants palace. there is a strange smell coming from my kitchen it smells like buring rubber. have i left my pvc catsuit too near to something hot again ? i must go and investigate the source of that smell and then eat my body weight in monster munch .
so until next time dear readers the pants have left the building.
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