monday pants or should that be monday is pants?

so a day that started off in a bad mood has surprisingly so far been not so pants . After i finally shifted from the desk chair that seems to be surgically attached to my rear end and crawled up the stairs muttering about how i had wasted the whole damn morning sleeping, i attempted to get away with not having to wash my hair . alas it was not to be . i tried wetting it down as it looked like i had slept with my finger in a socket and then brushing it but the ending result looked like i had been raped by a badger not the look i was going for . so the shower went on and i burnt part of the skin from my scalp (wake up call ). yes my shower either freezes or burns there is no happy medium .
most of my clothes are either in the washing pile or the ironing pile so i look like a hobo today . and i'm suffering from piles, piles of washing and ironing sigh .so washing went on five minutes go past and i thjink that maybe it's not going to smell that bad and i can actually wash up before the first spin cycle. wrong so wrong. plug goes into the sink water starts running and then the spin cycle hits. i'm nearly blown off my feet by the wall of smell and retreat to the garden. swiftly followed by the fluffy one who is trying not to vomit by this point. you have to love a washing machine that can clear a building with one vengeful spin.
anyway finally smell clears the air returns to its normal colour and i am able to get washing up done. fluffy is in tidy mode only because i have told him that he can't watch summer slam before his half of our room is tidy the frontroom is clear and his homework is done. am i mean? maybe . did it work? oh yes .
so pants palace is calm and kind of tidy. i am sitting here with a dictionary on my lap checking spellings as i blog.
so my parting word for today is "wankel " dont ask me why but i came across it in this dictionary on my lap as i was looking for something else. funny how words with wank in them jump out at you or is it just me. probably just me then.
so until the next instalment of the life of pants these pants are out of action . enjoy.