how much do i hate computers right now? oh too much to mention but i will . they are not based on logic at all not pants logic anyway . they don't do what they should when you want them to. they have been created by one sad little man in a cell some where who hates people. everytime you think you have sussed them then this little man rubs his hands together and throws up something that you don't know can't understand and then your back to square one again.there are only so many times you can reset something only to have the same bloody problem. before you know it your head is hitting the desk over and over to get rid of the feeling of failure that sweeps your body. you mutter under your breath try hitting the keys that you should and you wait and hope and da da daaaaaaa nothing big fat nothing.
if i ever met the idiot who invented such stupid damn things that are supposed to be invented to enrich our lives i would drown him in paper and pens . now paper and pens i understand they have a use they are logical.. control alt delete isn't fucking logical an escape key isn't fucking logical. if an escape hey was logical it would then ask you where you wanted to damn well go. and i would answer anywhere that doesn't have a fucking computer that doesn't work when you want it to.
so darling computers next time i try and do something on here please please please actually work the way you should. do not throw up barriers that i don't understand or ask me questions that i don't have the answers to. because if next time that happens i will be looking in the yellow pages for a window repair person and you my dear computer will be lying in pieces on the driveway.
pants out.
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