holy fucking shit what an effort

well here it is the first of hopefully many pants rants as they will now be known. i am a self confessed techno stresshead, anything even vaguely computer leaves me in a cold sweat . this damn thing took three attempts now most of my furniture has foot prints on it bit i an here thanks in the most part by a very patient lady who is far brainier than i am.. people say that these things are idiot proof but are they pants proof ? that is the question and most of the time the answer is no they arent. they may be logical but i dont use that kind of logic if it doesnt make sense in my little brain its obviously broken or flawed in some way . or maybe i am the one that is broken and flawed ? mmmm probably .so now i have finally got here kicking screaming and protesting the whole time about how nothing is ever simple (well it isnt) i have suddenly realised that spending the whole day on the sofa snoring gives me nothing to say . shit i really am a sad boring hermit ( with great hair it has to be said ) who thinks too much day dreams in abundance and has made procrastination an art form. so with that i will go back shuffle my bum into my desk chair and see what hits me or not . untill next time the pants have left the building